Mutilations of DoReMi - I'm sure Julie Andrews is rolling her eyes...

Dough, the stuff that buys me beer.
Ray, the guy who brings me beer.
Me, the guy who drinks the beer.
Far, a long way to get the beer.
So, I'll have another beer.
La, I'll have another beer.
Tea, no thanks I'm having beer.
That will bring us back to...(reaching the crescendo of his toast,Homer looks into his beer mug,which is empty)
...DOH!!!-

-Homer Simpson